Biden Sends Arrangement Of Fighter Jets Spelling ‘Be Mine’ To Zelensky For Valentine’s Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden has spent the weekend putting together a beautiful arrangement of the most lethal, advanced weaponry in existence to send to President Zelensky for Valentine’s Day.
“If I know Volodymyr like I think I do, he’s going to love this,” said President Biden as he taped a note reading “Be Mine” on a tank. “Hey, General? Can we get those bombs arrayed into a nice heart shape?”