American Academy Of Pediatrics Now Recommending Puberty Blockers To Treat Strep Throat

ITASCA, IL — The American Academy of Pediatrics has announced new recommendations for treating childhood strep throat using puberty blockers. According to sources, the new guidelines came after repeated requests from Pfizer, Planned Parenthood, and a small mob of blue-haired people outside threatening to burn down their Illinois headquarters.

Giving puberty blockers to kids with strep throat is one of the latest advancements in pediatric care discovered by the people who make puberty blockers and fund our organization,” said AAP Spokesman Fred Willard. “It’s a very scientific and risk-free treatment. And you know I’m telling the truth because of my official-looking lab coat. This is how science works. Not that you uneducated types would understand.”

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